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…which we ordered from the talented folks at Monstorium.

Grey got a La Llorona ornament…

Grey's 2019 La Llorona ornament!

…and West got a classic ghost.

West's 2019 ghost ornament!

Our annual Krampus ornament is still coming,


From Yvonne Laube Designs! Dig it!

The 2018 Krampus ornament!

It’s a great addition to our growing Krampus ornament collection.

Also this year, we decided to start a new tradition where we buy each of the kids a monster/creature ornament. This year, we chose to start with the Yeti (AKA Abominable Snowman).

Grey’s ornament comes from Art of Melodious:

Grey's 2018 Yeti ornament!

And West’s from Red Marionette:

West's 2018 Yeti ornament!

Maybe next year’s monster will be Chupacabra! Or Cthulhu! Or Trump!

Five Krampus ornaments strong,



She was talking about herself,



Dear Rush,

When your enlarged junkie heart finally fails (which, by the looks of you, will be sooner than later) I’ll be the first person waiting in line to piss on your grave.

Do the world a favor and die already.

What a monster,


Here’s the eleventh installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the eleventh “Sketchbook” was: Monster.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Sketchbook: “Sloth”

Sketchbook: “Hometown”

Sketchbook: “Oz”

Sketchbook: “Mickey & Mallory”

Sketchbook: “Fool”

Sketchbook: “John”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment soon.

Coming up on a dozen,



Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Bill Hewitt

Marla Campbell:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Marla Campbell

Josh Peters:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Josh Peters

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Josh Peters

Susanne Iles:


Sketchbook: "Monster" by Susanne Iles


Sketchbook: "Monster" by Susanne Iles

Justin Shady:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Justin Shady

“To be honest, I think that being physically beautiful does get you ahead in the world. When you look at mass murderers that are on trial for killing thousands of people, it’s hard for a society to convict somebody who’s really attractive.”

-Jillian, terrifying pageant mother on “Toddlers & Tiaras”

She should be marched into the ocean,


Old Poop!