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Welcome, neighbor! Or, in your language: "BLEEP BLORP BLEEP BLOP 010101001111101110!"

Some of my best friends are robots,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“I can tell you how you’re gonna die!”

– Bethany Shady, as Kevin Kittridge’s creepy candy man neighbor, 12/12/10

The delivery was awesome,


Old Poop!