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…and both of them work at Mars Wrigley Confectionery. As in the company that makes Snickers, M&M’s, and Dove (among many, many, many other chocolate and candy brands).

Before they moved in, one of our other neighbors would regularly put a bowl of candy out in the lobby for fellow neighbors to enjoy. These candies were bite-sized, like a Hershey’s Kiss or a hard-candy peppermint.

However, since the new couple moved in, this is what our lobby looks like:

MY MANBOOBS AREN'T HAPPY!

I love our new neighbors… and they will be the death of me,

-Shady

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