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do the world a favor and march yourself into the ocean.

This song is dedicated to you, McCance:

Your level of douchebaggery amazes me,

-Shady

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Dear BP,

I look forward to your contributions to my campaign.

Sincerely,

– Rand Paul

…and unhappily married ones, I guess.

Sorry, women of Earth, but I’m now officially taken.

I tried filming the entire thing but for some reason the Flip didn’t work, so Kathy and I filmed two recreations. The first one is a yes:

The second one is a no:

My favorite reaction so far? This one from Kathy’s father:

Kathy: Justin proposed to me!

Mr. Bryja: Are you pregnant?

More details to come, especially about the ring that I had made by artist Josh Murray. Stay tuned.

Who’d’ve thunk it,

-Shady

Sarah Palin

I’ll be in San Diego this Sunday and therefore won’t be able to Blarg on your last day in office as Alaska’s governor.

But before you go, I wanted to say this: Bye. Now please disappear into complete obscurity.

Sincerely,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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