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After a recent white elephant gift exchange, I (unfortunately) ended up with a box of Anne Geddes stationary.

Now, if you know me, you know that I love Anne Geddes about as much as I love the Dread Pirate Dale Chihuly. (That’s an art nerd joke.)

But rather than turn the stationary into scrap paper, I decided to have some fun. I took ten horrible quotes from ten terrible people in history, and then jotted one down onto each piece of paper. I then mailed it off to an old college friend (hence the “CCAD” at the bottom of each one) with no explanation inside. The only direction I included was: “Find a way to post this.”

Yesterday, I received my fourth note from my good friend Jason Latta.

So enjoy this fourth installment of what will (hopefully) be a ten-part series:

ANNE GEDDES’ WORDS OF INSPIRATION: JASON LATTA (3 of 10)

ANNE GEDDES' WORDS OF INSPIRATION: JASON LATTA (3 of 10)

Six to go,

-Shady

…the message taped to the back of the truck…

…or the life-sized clown doll riding in the passenger seat.

I couldn’t make this shit up,

-Shady

dead as a fucking doornail.

Good riddance, cocksucker.

Suck on that one, birthers,

-Shady

The Hugest Asshole in the World

“…blah blah… rhetoric, propaganda, blah blah… intense interrogation methods, 9/11, blah blah blah… Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, blah blah blah blah… terror, terrorism, terrorists, terra cotta, terra firma, Tara Reid.”

“I mentioned 9/11, right?”

Blah,

-Blah

Old Poop!