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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Great job, Daddy!”

– Grey, after noticing Justin had just taken a poop in the toilet, 3/27/18

Little does she know I’m a professional,

-Shady

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I AM A PRINCESS!

…for these sheets of awesome birthday stickers.

They include a ton of poop stickers, “PRINCESS JUSTIN IS TURNING FORTY” stickers, “40 AND STILL SMOKIN’ HOT” stickers, “480 MONTHS” stickers, and stickers with three Muppets and Elmo wishing me a happy birthday on it.

Thanks, guys! A lot of these are already stuck to things.

Sticker sucker,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Beth: “Mmm… it smells like brownies!”

Jaq: “I just farted.”

Beth: “Ooo! What does your poop taste like?”

– Beth6/14/15

Jaq deserves an honorable mention,

-Shady

No, seriously... THEY! POOP! CANDY!

…for these awesome Monster Poopers!

They poop candy! I repeat: THEY! POOP! CANDY!

About to have a side of monster poop with my vodka,

-Shady

Malicious fecal distribution!

I’m laughing so hard I’m choking.

Without any wipe,

-Shady

DOODIE!

…so let me just say this in advance: You’re welcome!

Doodie,

-Shady

this was printed on the box:

"Mussing the Boat"

Sure it was printed in Korea, but COME ON! “Mussing the Boat” sounds like something having to do with poop and a pier.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Dissing the boat,

-Shady

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