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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Isn’t ‘Fruit Loops douche’ just another word for ‘people who vape?'”

– Milan, 7/3/18

The first text quote,

-Shady

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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“If you’re fucking yourself with a remote control you’re not wise enough to use a wrist tether.”

– KB, talking about… you don’t want to know, 6/23/18

And that makes a hundred,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I’m sitting with the merkin lady for JPL!”

– Hunter, talking about Karen… yeah, figure THAT one out, 6/20/18

It was that kind of night… and I miss it,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“It was as hard as it was for the moment.”

– Ma Shady, STILL not hearing herself speak, 5/12/18

Three gems in a row,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“How’s he gonna pound that thing with speed when he can barely walk?”

– Ma Shady, STILL not realizing the way that sounded, 5/12/18

One more to come,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Rick I get. Dick I don’t.”

– Ma Shady, not realizing the way that sounded, 5/12/18

Get ready for a couple more of these,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Great job, Daddy!”

– Grey, after noticing Justin had just taken a poop in the toilet, 3/27/18

Little does she know I’m a professional,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“You’re like a really wholesome stripper.”

– Marla to Justin’s mom, 3/10/18

Context would only ruin it,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Beth: “God, there’s a lot of cheese on this pizza.”

KB: “There’s a lot of cheese on this guy’s face.”

– KB watching Dr. Pimple Popper videos… while sitting next to Beth as she eats deep-dish pizza, 3/1/18

They were both right,

-Shady

The original Quote Boards!

from back in the day!

Man, there are some absolute gems on there. I might share a few with you soon.

And for those of you who may be visiting soon—especially those who contributed to the Board—I’ll dig them out next time you’re over and we’ll reminisce on our youthful brilliance/stupidity together.

Most of them hold up,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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