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…and have now turned them over to my kids… who are slowly destroying them one by one.┬áHonestly, I don’t care. That’s what kids do, they destroy shit. I’m sure I destroyed my dad’s, I don’t know… totally racist Native American action figure from back in the day.

Anyway, recently, their destructive path tore through my Masters of the Universe collection. Specifically, Tri-Klops

Scary!

…who is so much more evil and scary looking without his trademark eyes.

TEN TIMES SCARIER!

Wonder what Fisto is hiding under that giant fist of his,

-Shady

Scary and delicious!

Halloween costume: done,

-Shady

Real fucking scary,

-Shady

…at Trader Joe’s shortly after moving out here:

Cream Cheese: Before

I’m guessing the purchase date for it was probably somewhere in the late November/early December range.

Since then, it’s been buried underneath a container of ground coffee in our fridge.

Today, I found it, opened it up, and saw this:

Cream Cheese: After

You think I could still get half a bagel out of this?

Kathy calls it “scream cheese,”

-Shady

PS: Sorry for the shitty picture quality. I only had my camera phone on me.

Old Poop!