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…his vagina would be hanging out.

I normally don’t condone the public humiliation of private citizens, but this guy was a fucking jag, treating every employee in the store like total shit.

You deserve what you get, man purse.

Nice loafers,

-Shady

…my mom and dad took me to Disney World in Florida. I was five years old, and it was my first time in a Disney park.

A couple days ago, my dad scanned a bunch of old negatives from that trip. Yesterday, he sent a batch of them to Bethany and me. (Note: Bethany wasn’t on this trip because she was only nine months old at the time. My parents left her with our grandparents.)

I was going through all of the images when I came across this photo:

This picture got me wondering: Dad, why didn’t you bring your short shorts on vacation with you?

Super Dad indeed,

-Shady

Old Poop!