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…updates on The Blarg┬áhave been pretty slow these past few months.

Some of this is due to the fact that summer is a crazy time that typically creates a bit of a lull in regular updates. After all, when it’s nice out, people should be out enjoying life/nature/booze/etc., not regularly checking in on an admittedly dumb blog that makes me exactly zero dollars.

But while all of that is a fact, I’ve also been insanely busy working on a ton of upcoming projects. Hopefully, if the stars align and everything goes well, I will be able to share some exciting updates with all of you very soon.

And if they don’t align, well… I’ll just drown myself in depression with cans of Miller High Life and frozen Jack’s pizzas over the winter, and then re-emerge fatter, bitter, and more beardy in the spring.

So, you know… wish me luck!

Thanks for the patience, and I honestly hope to share some amazing news with all of you very soon.

Fingers crossed,


I know things have been kind of slow here lately, but I was out of town the past two weeks and updating the site was hard to do from the road.

Just wanted to let you know that “The Blarg” is now back on track, so be sure to stick around for a ton of new posts!

Back with a new batch,


“Che” (IFC Films)

1. I’m sorry, but clocking in at over four hours long (a mind-blowing 269 minutes, to be exact), I just couldn’t get through this movie. If someone made a movie about MY LIFE and it was over four hours long, I probably wouldn’t even be able to sit through that; so don’t take it personally, Che lovers. If you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass for four hours, by all means, see it. Then email me and let me know how it was, because from what little I saw (and by “little” I mean around an hour and a half) it was S-L-O-W and boring with a capital BORING!

Sorry, Soderbergh. I usually dig your stuff.



Old Poop!