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Here’s the fourteenth installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the fourteenth “Sketchbook” was: Eighties.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Sketchbook: “Sloth”

Sketchbook: “Hometown”

Sketchbook: “Oz”

Sketchbook: “Mickey & Mallory”

Sketchbook: “Fool”

Sketchbook: “John”

Sketchbook: “Monster”

Sketchbook: “Fall”

Sketchbook: “St. Nick”

Thanks to everyone who participated! The next assignment will go out soon!

Even my most clever ideas were dumb,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #14: EIGHTIES

Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Eighties" by Bill Hewitt


Susanne Iles:

Sketchbook: "Eighties" by Susanne Iles

Sketchbook: "Eighties" by Susanne Iles


Molitorious:

Sketchbook: "Eighties" by Molitorious


Jenea Kaitaz:

Sketchbook: "Eighties" by Jenea Kaitaz

Here’s the twelfth installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the twelfth “Sketchbook” was: Fall.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Sketchbook: “Sloth”

Sketchbook: “Hometown”

Sketchbook: “Oz”

Sketchbook: “Mickey & Mallory”

Sketchbook: “Fool”

Sketchbook: “John”

Sketchbook: “Monster”

Thanks to everyone who participated! The next assignment will go out soon!

Fall is my favorite season,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #12: FALL

Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Fall" by Bill Hewitt


Molitorious:

Sketchbook: "Fall" by Molitorious


Jenea Kaitaz:

Sketchbook: "Fall" by Jenea Kaitaz


Susanne Iles:

“Calcinatio Angelus”

Sketchbook: "Fall" by Susanne Iles


Justin Shady:

Sketchbook: "Fall" by Justin Shady

Here’s the eleventh installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the eleventh “Sketchbook” was: Monster.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Sketchbook: “Sloth”

Sketchbook: “Hometown”

Sketchbook: “Oz”

Sketchbook: “Mickey & Mallory”

Sketchbook: “Fool”

Sketchbook: “John”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment soon.

Coming up on a dozen,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #11: MONSTER

Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Bill Hewitt


Marla Campbell:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Marla Campbell


Josh Peters:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Josh Peters

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Josh Peters


Susanne Iles:

“B-Movie”

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Susanne Iles

“Family”

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Susanne Iles


Justin Shady:

Sketchbook: "Monster" by Justin Shady

Here’s the ninth installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the ninth “Sketchbook” was: Fool.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Sketchbook: “Sloth”

Sketchbook: “Hometown”

Sketchbook: “Oz”

Sketchbook: “Mickey & Mallory”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment soon.

Good one coming,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #9: FOOL

Susanne Iles:

“Fool Joker”

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Susanne Iles

“Tarot: The Fool”

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Susanne Iles


Jorge Garcia:

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Jorge Garcia


Nuala Byrne:

“Fool Shark Pool”

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Nuala Byrne


Ralph Apel:

“Quitters Never Prosper”

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Ralph Apel


Jenea Kaitaz:

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Jenea Kaitaz


Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Fool" by Bill Hewitt


James Decker:

Sketchbook: "Fool" by James Decker

Here’s the eighth installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the eighth “Sketchbook” was: Mickey & Mallory.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Sketchbook: “Sloth”

Sketchbook: “Hometown”

Sketchbook: “Oz”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment soon.

Sat this one out,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #8: MICKEY & MALLORY

Susanne Iles:

Sketchbook: "Mickey & Mallory" by Susanne Iles

Sketchbook: "Mickey & Mallory" by Susanne Iles


Jorge Garcia:

Sketchbook: "Mickey & Mallory" by Jorge Garcia


Darby O’Gill:

Sketchbook: "Mickey & Mallory" by Darby O'Gill

I know people have been waiting in breathless anticipation for this post, so let’s get right to it!

Here are all of the entries (listed in no particular order) for “The M. Night Shyamalan Poetry Contest!”

I’m going to post all of the entries first, and announce the winner of the contest at the end. Some people entered numerous times, so you’ll see a few names popping up two or three times.


Untitled Haiku
By Ralph Apel

M. Night Shyamalan
Name’s too long for this haiku
“The Village” was shit


Untitled Poem
By Ralph Apel

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck off, M. Night
Your worthlessness doesn’t deserve the time it took me to write this poem about you.
I did like “Unbreakable,” however.


Untitled Haiku #1
By Frank Cvetkovic

Marky Mark leads his
Funky Bunch across the state.
Trees try to kill us.


Untitled Haiku #2
By
Frank Cvetkovic

Bruce Willis is dead.
There! Now you don’t have to spend
Five bucks to rent it.


Untitled Haiku #3
By
Frank Cvetkovic

I don’t think I’ll go
See “Lady in the Water.”
What else is playing?


Untitled Poem
By Mandy Tuthill

Shyamalan, a Ding Dong

If only horror writers
Could capture in words
The dread of a nation
Anti-anticipating your next release.

I see dead careers.
Why isn’t yours one of them yet?

Boo.

Boo.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Untitled Poem
By James Decker

I kinda like “Signs”
the one where faithless Mel whines
I liked the ones with Bruce
but your others smell of deuce
Especially “Lady in the Water”
the one with Ron Howard’s daughter


i am the sign of the times
By Susanne Iles

i am so pretty am i
wanted to be an actor i am
in my own films the lead am i
a one-trick pony not me i am

an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a story that repeats
‘til the twist (which repeats) film after film after i
am an echo of other’s writings not plagerist not i
am my own happening


Untitled Poem
By Lisa

Regurgitated bile is vile
M. Night movies are worse
My life hours repeatedly stolen
And now the minute spent on this verse
I am ashamed


Untitled Poem
By Voltaire

This is in defense of Shyamalan,
Please do your best to follow along,
You may think I’m a sap,
And that his work is all crap,
But I’ll explain why you’re so wrong.

“The Sixth Sense” helped Night burst on the scene,
It was unlike anything we’d seen,
But in every movie since,
We’ve expected the twist,
And it’s made his reviewers obscene.

I won’t say Shyamalan is always great,
“The Happening” makes that an impossible position to take,
But just ‘cuz he’s made some crap,
Doesn’t mean he’s all bad,
So I think everyone should give him a break.


And the winner is… Voltaire!

Why? Well, for two reasons. One, Voltaire is one of the few people who entered who I don’t personally know! And two, because they’re honestly a fan of Shyamalan’s work and will appreciate the copy of “Signs.”

I think the rest of us would have probably used it for a coaster. Or worse. Heh.

Thanks to everyone who entered, and be sure to keep an eye out on “The Blarg” for more contests!

Ain’t no Robert Frost,

-Shady

Here’s the fifth installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the fifth “Sketchbook” was: Sloth.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Sketchbook: “Devil’s Night”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment shortly.

Sloth love Sketchbook,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #5: SLOTH

Jeremy R. Scott:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Jeremy R. Scott


Susanne Iles:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Susanne Iles


Erik Rose:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Erik Rose


Ralph Apel:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Ralph Apel


Drew Linne:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Drew Linne


Jenea Kaitaz:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Jenea Kaitaz


Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Bill Hewitt


James Decker:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by James Decker


Justin Shady:

Sketchbook: "Sloth" by Justin Shady

Here’s the fourth installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the fourth “Sketchbook” was: Devil’s Night.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Also, click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Sketchbook: “Warm Gun”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment shortly.

Halloween Eve,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #4: DEVIL’S NIGHT

Jorge Garcia:

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Jorge Garcia

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Jorge Garcia


Jeremy R. Scott:

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Jeremy R. Scott


Ralph Apel:

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Ralph Apel


Susanne Iles:

“Girls Night Out”

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Susanne Iles

“Ghouls and Boys”

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Susanne Iles


Drew Linne:

“Time for dinner, Dear!”

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Drew Linne


Jenea Kaitaz:

Sketchbook: "Devil's Night" by Jenea Kaitaz

Here’s the third installment of “Sketchbook,” a reoccurring section here on “The Blarg.” To learn more about “Sketchbook” and become involved yourself, click here.

The phrase for the third “Sketchbook” was: WARM GUN.

Below are the submissions. Click on each image for a larger version of the art, and click on the artist’s name to visit their website.

Click below to check out previous “Sketchbook” assignments:

Sketchbook: “Invasion”

Sketchbook: “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

Thanks to everyone who participated! I’ll be sending out the next assignment shortly.

Happiness is,

-Shady


SKETCHBOOK #3: WARM GUN

Susanne Iles:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by Susanne Iles

Jorge Garcia:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by Jorge Garcia

Bill Hewitt:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by Bill Hewitt

James Decker:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by James Decker

Ralph Apel:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by Ralph Apel

Katie Orlando:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by Katie Orlando

Pauly Spooner:

Sketchbook: "Warm Gun" by Pauly Spooner

Old Poop!