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My girlfriend Kathy has a tendency to say/do really creepy/funny things while asleep. Here’s one real example:

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 – 1:33 AM

Kathy: Did you double the refer?

Justin, busy reading a book, agrees without even looking over.

Justin: Yep.

Kathy: Okay.

Kathy quickly falls back asleep.

Sometimes it’s not worth it,

-Shady

PS: At Kathy’s job, a “refer” is a term used for a certain type of story.

My girlfriend Kathy has a tendency to say/do really creepy/funny things while asleep. Here’s one real example:

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 – 3:42 AM

Justin wakes up when he feels the bed shaking violently. Thinking there might be an earthquake, he looks over at Kathy who is laying in bed with her eyes wide open.

Kathy is staring at Justin with a huge grin.

Justin: Did you just feel the bed shaking?

Kathy: Yep. It was me.

Justin: It was you? What were you doing?

Kathy: Bouncing up and down.

Justin: Why?

Kathy: I was playing Blackjack. I won.

I’ll hold,

-Shady

My girlfriend Kathy has a tendency to say/do really creepy/funny things while asleep. Here’s one real example:

Saturday, March 13th, 2010 – 2:16 AM

Kathy mumbles something out loud, waking Justin up.

Justin: What’d you say?

Kathy: I gave Mr. Fabulous some candy.

Justin: You did?

Kathy: Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!

Kathy then gives a sinister laugh.

At least she didn’t say it five times,

-Shady

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