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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“He was Mexican?”

– Sue, asking about Leonardo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… who was speaking with a Jamaican accent, 4/6/16

She was close… but not really,


Leonardo? Raphael? Michel-- ah, fuck it!

Barely even looks like a teenager,


Or does this ice cream truck just have a shit-ton of them left?



Old Poop!