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…and, amazingly, they visited the George W. Bush Presidential Library & Museum while they were there.¬†Obviously, this would not have happened had I gone along.

Still, KB brought back a “souvenir” for me. And then I fixed it.

STILL. ALWAYS. FOREVER.

No longer the worst… but still pretty awful,

-Shady

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Visiting Texans for brunch!

…for coming all the way from Texas just for a quick brunch!

Give our love to Scotty when you get back home!

They were actually in town to visit family… and to see¬†Hamilton,

-Shady

…for taking us in and showing us a great time during this past weekend’s visit to Dallas/Fort Worth/Arlington.

Hanging in Texas with the Carltons!

Catherine, Jeff, Scotty, Jeffrey, and Jenna (not pictured) are the best!

Your turn to visit us,

-Shady

Where's Shady?!?

…for coming to visit (and meet Grey) all the way from Fort Worth, Texas!

I didn’t show up in the photo… because I’m a vampire,

-Shady

…got kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin, Texas for using her cell phone during a movie.

When she got home she called the theater and left an angry voicemail. Alamo Drafthouse then turned the voicemail into this anti-cell phone ad that they now run before every movie.

Magnited States of Fucking Dumbasses,

-Shady

…will you find Texas watermelons blessed by Jesus sold out of the back of a pickup truck.

Thanks to my dad for shooting this while on vacation,

-Shady

…way to wear your loyalty to the oil industry on your sleeve, douchebag.

I can’t believe you’d publicly kiss the ass of a company that’s currently in the middle of fucking us. Guess you like a little romance with your rape, huh?

Who would have expected something like this from a Texas Republican?!? Not me!

That’s sarcasm,

-Shady

Seriously.

Now hating two states,

-Shady

Dave Crosland (illustrator extraordinaire who I worked with on “Heaven, LLC” and “Bad Ideas”) recently appeared in a webisode of “The Variants,” a comedy web series put together by the fine folks at Zeus Comics in Dallas, Texas.

Dave costarred with “PvP” creator Scott Kurtz.

Check it out here:

Good… but not as good as his Rudy impersonation,

-Shady

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unfortunately, it was a documentary.

Check out the trailer for “Hell House” right here:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Lordy,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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