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…and, amazingly, they visited the George W. Bush Presidential Library & Museum while they were there.¬†Obviously, this would not have happened had I gone along.

Still, KB brought back a “souvenir” for me. And then I fixed it.


No longer the worst… but still pretty awful,


Visiting Texans for brunch!

…for coming all the way from Texas just for a quick brunch!

Give our love to Scotty when you get back home!

They were actually in town to visit family… and to see¬†Hamilton,


…for taking us in and showing us a great time during this past weekend’s visit to Dallas/Fort Worth/Arlington.

Hanging in Texas with the Carltons!

Catherine, Jeff, Scotty, Jeffrey, and Jenna (not pictured) are the best!

Your turn to visit us,


Where's Shady?!?

…for coming to visit (and meet Grey) all the way from Fort Worth, Texas!

I didn’t show up in the photo… because I’m a vampire,


…got kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin, Texas for using her cell phone during a movie.

When she got home she called the theater and left an angry voicemail. Alamo Drafthouse then turned the voicemail into this anti-cell phone ad that they now run before every movie.

Magnited States of Fucking Dumbasses,


…will you find Texas watermelons blessed by Jesus sold out of the back of a pickup truck.

Thanks to my dad for shooting this while on vacation,


…way to wear your loyalty to the oil industry on your sleeve, douchebag.

I can’t believe you’d publicly kiss the ass of a company that’s currently in the middle of fucking us. Guess you like a little romance with your rape, huh?

Who would have expected something like this from a Texas Republican?!? Not me!

That’s sarcasm,



Now hating two states,


Dave Crosland (illustrator extraordinaire who I worked with on “Heaven, LLC” and “Bad Ideas”) recently appeared in a webisode of “The Variants,” a comedy web series put together by the fine folks at Zeus Comics in Dallas, Texas.

Dave costarred with “PvP” creator Scott Kurtz.

Check it out here:

Good… but not as good as his Rudy impersonation,



unfortunately, it was a documentary.

Check out the trailer for “Hell House” right here:

Vodpod videos no longer available.



Old Poop!