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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“Isn’t ‘Fruit Loops douche’ just another word for people who vape?”

– Milan, 7/3/18

The first text quote,


Bring it, Durst!

Pretty sure I could take him even if he tried to,


…I only text my family when I fly.

Boarded! Landed! Repeat!

Travel notifications,


Press #1 for FUCK OFF!



Now I'm thinking about it!

Now I’m also thinking about it,


Drink. Drink. Drubk.

She didn’t just text me,


"Fucking Awesome Banana Bread" by Dima

He doesn’t even know it,


Morning rub...

Love the Munn,



Apparently, even dogs have phones now,




Old Poop!