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…but this one takes the weirdo cake:

From: Terry Jerry [jeritery@outgun.com]
Sent: Thu 1/15/2009 5:45 AM
Subject: GENERAL INQUIRIES

Hello good day. My mailing this sith is to get some information on how I can use my soul in exchange for money.

I will be very grateful if you can help me with some useful information.

Waiting to read from you.

Thank

Wow, Thank… or Terry Jerry… or whoever.

You’re emailing me this sith? Isn’t that a Star Wars thing? (High-five, Jocco!) And you’re waiting to read from me?

I have to be honest, Thank, but I think selling your soul for money should be the least of your worries. You should sell your soul for literacy. Or a clue.

Thanks for the email, though. It made getting up this sith totally worth it.

-Shady

Old Poop!