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…and, I gotta be honest, it’s left me feeling like I have very little to say anymore. Or, more accurately, that anything I could say is pretty fucking meaningless when compared to the seriousness of everything that’s going on.

I no longer feel witty or funny or clever. Instead, I feel angry and pessimistic and just so goddamn tired.

All of these reasons are why I’ve been mostly silent here on The Blarg lately. Maybe that’s the right reaction to this insanity. Maybe it’s wrong. I don’t even know anymore.

That said, I’m going to try and update this a bit more regularly. I promise to stick to stupid shit that will hopefully make you laugh. Partly because that’s what I’m best at, but also because I really don’t feel like there’s anything I can say that hasn’t been said already by smarter, more eloquent people.

Hope you’re all staying safe and sane. More soon.

Black Lives Matter,

-Shady

"Blarg" reader Betsy! In real life!

…meeting a longtime reader of The Blarg, Betsy, a few weeks ago.

I’ve admittedly been slacking on updates lately, but we’ve been trying to connect for awhile now, and so it was nice to finally be able to meet in person after only communicating online for years.

The internet is a cold beast, but I always welcome and appreciate the real-life connections that can come out of it. Also, Betsy gifted me some whiskeys, which just served as a cherry on top.

Making friends out of e-friends,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

And this is super anti-climactic, because it took me so fucking long to get to this point (in case you haven’t noticed, my Blarg updating in 2019 has been pretty pitiful), but the one thing everyone in the headers has in common is… me! At one point or another, I’ve had an in-person conversation with each and every person.

Normal Blarg headers (and hopefully more regular updating) will resume… now!

Check out all of the headers here,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

Things have really slowed down here on The Blarg, mostly because I have a ton of projects brewing. Some of these projects will be announced soon (fingers crossed), and others may never see the light of day. That’s just how it goes in the industry I’m in, so we’ll see. I’m optimistically realistic.

Anyway, I’m going to do my best to jump back into delivering at least one new post a day (one post a day has always been my goal, even back when I started the site in 2008), but my apologies in advance if you end up not hearing from me again for a period of time.

I love updating The Blarg but, you know, life.

Stay tuned,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

I know I dropped the ball on updating these (I haven’t changed out a Blarg header since September), but there are only four more of these left and I’m gonna finish them up, goddamn it!

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

Old Poop!