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…my Onion “I enjoy drinking beer” glass.


Death by thyme,


Shepard Fairey

…for “The Onion” back in June 2009. You can check out the interview here.

During that interview, Shepard and I got on the topic of the late Joe Strummer. I told him I had an opportunity to shoot a few photos of him just shortly before his death in December 2002. When I got home from the interview I printed a couple of the photos out; I figured I’d drop them off at his studio the next time I was in the neighborhood.

And then the photos sat here on a table for a year and a half. Last week, I finally decided to just send them out in the mail.

Yesterday, I got this in the mail:

He even signed it and told me to “stay shady” which, you know, I get a lot:

Obey Shepard here.

Thanks, Shepard.

Free books are the best books,


…from Milwaukee’s A.V. Club in “The Onion.”

Dig the love right here.

Visit Dwellephant here,


…has reprinted an article I wrote over a year ago for Milwaukee’s “A.V. Club.”

Oddly enough, Washington, DC is one town I’ve yet to visit… but at least my words can now have a brief shelf life there!

Anyway, it’s a back-to-school piece about an all-nighter survival guide. Check it out here.

Now writing for a city I’ve never been to,


Jorge Garcia of "Lost"


He’s the nicest,


Michael Emerson of "Lost"


And stay tuned for further updates. Mwa-ha-ha!!!

He’s the creepiest,



Jewels cleaving skin between… breasts,


Old Poop!