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…she finished up her gift of Toilet Paper of the Month with these two gems:

Toilet Papers of the Month: July!

Toilet Papers of the Month: August!

Waiting for our next “of the month” gift,

-Shady

Toilet Papers of the Month: May!

Toilet Papers of the Month: June!

We got some Bright Green and Cottonelle Clean Care to wipe across our butts!

Two left,

-Shady

…three six packs of toilet paper waiting for us!

My mom came in to watch our beasts while we were gone. While she did, she also got caught up (actually, ahead) on our Toilet Paper of the Month subscription.

Before she left, she gave us our sixth, seventh, and eighth installments for February, March, and April: six-packs of Ology, Melody, and Jubilee.

Toilet Papers of the Month: February, March, and April!

Some of that packaging looks like it belongs on a Trapper Keeper,

-Shady

When my mom was in town last week she got caught up on our Toilet Paper of the Month subscription.

Before she left, she gave us our fifth installment for January (our first TP of 2014): a 12-pack of Total Home, which is apparently soft, strong, and septic safe.

Toilet Paper of the Month: January!

She’s finding toilet paper I’ve never even heard of,

-Shady

I haven’t revisited this topic since September, but with my mom in town for the holidays she decided to get caught up on our Toilet Paper of the Month subscription with packs for October, November, and December.

This time around we got four-packs of Real Soft, Angel Soft (I sense a reoccurring theme), and Pantry Essentials (which, at first, I misread as “Panty Essentials”).

Toilet Paper of the Months: October, November, and December!

Thanks, Mom! You’re now a third of the way done!

They’re gonna go in this,

-Shady

First, we received a year’s worth of Alterra Coffee! Then, we received even more!

Those gifts were followed by quarterly beers and monthly liquors!

But our shipments of monthly goodies isn’t over yet, because my mom just gave me a Toilet Paper of the Month subscription!

Or, more accurately, she’s just gonna mail us a four-pack of different toilet paper every month. This gift was in response to the horrible single-ply tragedy that unfortunately struck our apartment a few months ago.

For the first month, we’ve been treated to four rolls of Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong (with Cleanstretch)!

Toilet Paper of the Month: Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong (with Cleanstretch)!

Thanks, Mom!

The gift that keeps on wiping,

-Shady

Old Poop!