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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“That was an awesome fart, by the way.”

– Stranger, who I didn’t realize was in the stall next to me while I was standing at a urinal in Buffa’s bathroom in New Orleans, 1/12/19

It was impressive,


…and saw Oliver Quinn perform a few songs. Pretty great. You should check him out.

You should also check out the gigantic urinal in Bar Lubitsch’s men’s room if you ever get the chance. It’s enormous.

It’s seriously like peeing into an open refrigerator.

I did that once,


Old Poop!