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No, seriously, did you?

I'm not kidding.

Because whoever sent it to me only signed it with a smiley face.

For reals.

The best part?┬áIt came in a “We Care” bag from the USPS, apologizing for the “damage” that happened to the “mail” during the process of shipping and handling. From what I could tell, the potato arrived in tip-top shape.

The USPS feels guilty.

So yeah, if you mailed me a potato… thanks. I think.

I would’ve preferred an avocado,

-Shady

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HENDRIX...

...STAMPS!

Sending out mail soon,

-Shady

Ray Charles! On a stamp!

Mess around,

-Shady

Now you're gonna die!

The Man in Black… with a sticky back,

-Shady

Johnny Cash stamp from the USPS

Can’t wait to buy a sheet,

-Shady

…for this “OC Weekly” article.

Going next week,

-Shady

…sent to me from friends and family in Milwaukee, and all of them had a Kermit the Frog cancellation mark across the stamp! Pretty cool!

Not sure if that’s a nationwide thing or not, but it’s good to see Kermit’s mug plastered across my mail.

Except my bills. Please keep Kermit’s face off my bills.

Kermit the Bill,

-Shady

King and Queen "LOVE" stamps

I’m a bit of a stamp nerd and think they’re pretty cool. Great art.

Anyway, that’s all. Go about your business.

They should make scratch-n-sniff stamps,

-Shady

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