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…has placed an alert on Mr. Fabulous’ chart.

ALERT! MR. FABULOUS IS A FEMALE!

It’s true. She is.

Forever correcting people,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Not everyone is regularly lifting up their dog’s lips.”

– Mr. Fabulous’ Vet, 12/30/14

This quote isn’t necessarily relevant because of its hilarity, but because it adds yet another layer to this age-old argument.

I rest my case,

-Shady

PS: His comment was in regards to this.

…have visited the doctor or vet.

On Monday, Mr. Fabulous visited the vet for an eye irritation. It cost us $140.

On Tuesday, I got three wisdom teeth ripped out of my skull. That cost us $73. (Apparently, we have very good insurance.)

And earlier today, Heisenberg got her lady bits snipped. That cost $400.

CAT FROM MARS! CAT FROM MARS!

What we learned: a dog’s eye checkup and a cat’s spaying costs about the same as getting seven human wisdom teeth pulled. In other words, pets are expensive.

Our apartment is turning into a poor house,

-Shady

Old Poop!