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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“I’ve got a skull full of vodka.”

– Ma Shady12/23/15

She does,



May your day be filled with vodka,


Mmmm... yes.

…for this yummy bottle of Middle West Spirits’ Oyo Honey Vanilla Bean vodka!

Just like me, it made it back safely to L.A.

I thank you. My liver hates you. Just kidding, you guys are the best!

Cracking it open right… now,


Bottoms up,


Old Poop!