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It got real wet.

…in a torrential rainstorm, and give her your hoodie to stay dry, from behind…

Phone home.

…it kind of looks like you’re walking with E.T.

Grey does love Reese’s Pieces,

-Shady

FOUND: ONE HUMAN SKULL!

Must’ve been a tiny person,

-Shady

This is for reals.

Those poop bags must be enormous,

-Shady

…and saw this sign taped to a utility pole:

Dog walker and eagle owner, Suzie

You know Suzie’s good with dogs because she also owns a beautiful eagle!

That’s like saying, “I own a boa constrictor… so if you ever need a babysitter, I’m your lady!”

Thanks, Suzie! I couldn’t write this shit!

I wanna be an eagle walker,

– Shady

Old Poop!