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…we had a Kermit the Frog washcloth we’d use whenever we took a bath.

If you had asked me two days ago what ever happened to it, I would’ve told you our mom probably threw it out or donated it to the Goodwill after we moved away from home. It’s definitely safe to say I hadn’t seen it in nearly two decades.

Last night, Beth gave (what’s left of) it to me as a belated/framed birthday gift.

Oh, the bathtub memories!

It will proudly hang in the bathroom of our new apartment,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


Carrie: “What is it?”

Justin: “A washcloth.”

Carrie: “Okay, so, do you just eat it, or…?”

– Carrie, 1/28/13

Clearly, Carrie is new to Korean barbecue,


…has been making a weird noise for a few days now, so today I reached down into it and pulled this out:

Yeah, that was probably it.

That’s the creepiest mask ever,


Old Poop!