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…and a few famous wrestlers showed up to our party.

Sting, distracted by toys and cookies, mostly ignored the ring action…

Cookies beat wrestling!

…and “Mean” Gene Okerlund just drooled all over the place.

He's so mean!

Road Warrior Hawk made a yummy salsa…

Salsa Hawk!

…and Chyna got a tiny bit drunk.

Pretty spot-on, actually.

Big shock, I know.

That wig has come in handy twice now,

-Shady

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…to attend WWE’s PPV event Fastlane in Milwaukee last month.

Oh.

We got comp tickets (Thanks, WWE!), so we had no idea where our seats would be until we got there. Imagine our surprise when they walked us down to the fourth row right at ringside. We were sitting right behind Bill Goldberg’s wife and son, for crying out loud!

We were like giddy little kids in a candy shop.

Hell.

At the end of the night, they let us keep our chairs, which is awesome because I always wanted to sit on Bill Goldberg’s face.

Yeah.

I’ve been to a handful of live WWE events before, and plan on going to more in the future, but I’ll probably never have seats like this ever again. I’m now spoiled, like a coach flier who gets bumped up to first class for free and sees what life is like on the other side.

Brother.

And let me tell you, brother, life on that side of the ring is pretty damn awesome.

Oh! One last thing: I recorded a bit of the pre-show banter off our TV. If you look closely, starting around the 13-second mark, you can see me, KB, Dori, and then Milan (in that order) walk behind Cesaro as he’s talking smack.

Back to being a commoner in the nosebleeds,

-Shady

“What I’d like to have right now is for all you fat, ugly, [insert city] sweat hogs, is to keep the noise down, while I take off my robe and show the ladies what a real man looks like.”

…has officially taken over my weekly wrestling writing gig at MySpace.

Check out his first article here!

To new beginnings,

-Shady

This is the end.

…in this article! Dig it!

It comes to an end,

-Shady

I see... a bike!

…for this MySpace article! Dig it!

Winding down,

-Shady

Damien Santow!

…for this MySpace article! Dig it!

Ho, ho, ho,

-Shady

Vince is gonna kill him.

I know it might seem like I sit at home all day long, drinking beer and updating The Blarg, but the truth is I spend much of my day writing.

Lately, most of my writing has been on long-form projects. Because of this, I sometimes write a short (most times comedic, other times not so much) to break up the monotony of those longer projects. But while these shorts are fun to write as an exercise, nobody ever really gets to read them.

To remedy this, I’ve decided to share them here. I’m doing this for two reasons:

1. I like to share! That, and it’s better than having them sit on my computer.

2. It’s my hope that someone might be inspired to actually do something creative with them. Want to film one as a short? Awesome. Interested in animating one? Go for it. Feel like performing one live onstage? I dare you. All I ask is that you give me credit where it’s due, and (if possible) send me a copy of the final product.

The twenty-second of Shady’s Shorts is called “Make It, Reigns!” Full disclosure: If you’re not a regular watcher of WWE wrestling you might not get the joke.

Download it by clicking below.

DOWNLOAD “MAKE IT, REIGNS!”

Number twenty-one,

-Shady

“Make It, Reigns!” is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. Created by Justin Shady, ©2015.

It's still real to him, dammit!

…for this Myspace article! Dig it!

That dude never gets old,

-Shady

This just solidifies it.

For those who don’t know,

-Shady

Wrestling is fun-ish!

I think that’s a compliment,

-Shady

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