Check out this email I just got!
(Note: I’ve left all the horrible punctuation and misspellings exactly as they appear in the email… even though it makes me fucking cringe not to correct it.)
To: undisclosed recipients:
From: Mauren Colman [vivian.03goodluck@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wed 9/9/2009 2:20 PM
Subject: Nice to meet you
Hello
How are you? i hope all is well with you,
i hope you may not know me, and i don’t know who you are,
My Name is Miss Mauren Colman, i am just
broswing now i just saw your Email it seams like some thing touches me
all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have
never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will
also like to know you the more, and l want you to send an email.
so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am..
I believe we can move from here!
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
miss Mauren
So… let me get this straight: My email address touched you all over your body, so you decided to email an entire list of undisclosed recipients about it. Is that about right?
Makes sense. I mean, my email address is fucking hot. Just look at how sexy it is: justin@tlchicken.com
Oh… my God in sky, I too am gotten touched all over my body areas, and starting to be having feelings in some of me, to never have experience before ever either. Gorbachev!
Speaking your language,
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September 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Paul
As Peter Cook and Dudley Moore used to say: “I have got the fakin horn”
May they rest in peace…
September 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm
jeremyrscott
So she has “seams” all over her body. What is she, a sown up cadaver. SEND HER MY EMAIL ADDRESS!!!
September 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Joel
You got yourself a slut! Congrats!
September 10, 2009 at 7:06 am
decker
Eureka! So that was that sexy feeling tickling my nethers last time I emailed you. Mystery solved! Goddamnit, you are so fuckin’ hot.
September 10, 2009 at 10:13 am
Kittridge
Listen, if you aren’t going to make a move…do you mind if I do?
September 10, 2009 at 12:00 pm
jshady
She’s (hopefully) all yours, Kev!
September 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm
omelettepie
Yeah, I received the same email. An email address like mine, cboproductions@gmail.com, should not inspire fuzzy feelings at all. Of course, when her email showed up next on the list after an email saying I had won a British National Lottery (while never having visited Britain), I got a strange suspicion she might not be telling the truth…
September 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm
kally
This bitch sent this to my 10 year old daughter
September 19, 2009 at 4:38 am
Vlad
LOL! I am 15 year old. I have recieved this message too! But it was from: miraclekhalifa@yahoo.com
October 11, 2009 at 2:08 am
Mo
wow. i’ve got same email. from “vivian.03goodluck@yahoo.com”. what!!
October 20, 2009 at 11:04 am
ezgi
sehi send me the same mail. Wtf wrong this women??!! I think its a joke
October 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm
moonsun
Hey :))
I just got the same e-mail and when I searched for the name on google, I found myself on your page :)) I am afraid this e-mail spread out to our friends list with opening it :( it’s crazy!
I am wishing you wonderful day :))
December 14, 2009 at 10:27 pm
wenupix
I received the same message too.
And by chance, I searched in google “Mauren Colman” and found this Blog.
It seems I’m not the only one who gets this mail. It seems she is desperate to find someone.
But even if it were real, I would not answer. I seek only Japanese girls :D
Greetings for all, from Chile!
January 31, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Richard Málaga
He recibido muchos correos de esta mujer… ella tiene 23 años y vive en al este de africa… y vive en Liberia
January 31, 2010 at 9:23 pm
jshady
Exactly, Richard!
February 16, 2010 at 7:39 am
Xalcubo
Yo tambien, Eh recivido correspondencia de Mauren Colman con las mismmas necesidades que les a presentado a Ud.s ademas existe otra direccion con un dilema similar Modesta Dona, sera verdad? o Es una BROMA pa filtrarte dinero?
February 16, 2010 at 10:32 am
jshady
Exactly!
March 26, 2010 at 12:21 am
Big momma
Am a 15 years old girl n gt this damned email, I think it my lead me to a virus website so beware.
October 15, 2010 at 5:42 am
osas
i think she or anybody that is, has to go see some shrink,she got a wild thirst for nothing.out yoooo…………………..