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The 2018 Krampus ornament!

It’s a great addition to our growing Krampus ornament collection.

Also this year, we decided to start a new tradition where we buy each of the kids a monster/creature ornament. This year, we chose to start with the Yeti (AKA Abominable Snowman).

Grey’s ornament comes from Art of Melodious:

Grey's 2018 Yeti ornament!

And West’s from Red Marionette:

West's 2018 Yeti ornament!

Maybe next year’s monster will be Chupacabra! Or Cthulhu! Or Trump!

Five Krampus ornaments strong,

-Shady

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Bigfoot is MORE qualified.

Wouldn’t be a stretch with this administration,

-Shady

We love our A.B.!

…for visiting twice in one month!

So much A.B. in 2018,

-Shady

…while riding passenger in my dad’s car, he yelled at me for popping in Nine Inch Nails’ The Downward Spiral. More specifically, he yelled at me for playing the single off that album, “Closer”, which I’m sure you’re all familiar with.

“I wanna fuck you like an animal?” he asked, mouth agape. “What the hell are you listening to?”

A teenaged me replied with something along the lines of, “You don’t get it, Dad. This song is just one part of a story.” (In my defense, at the time, concept albums were a new, well, concept to me.)

My dad quickly ejected the CD and handed it back to me.

Fast-forward two and a half decades later, and a now 42-year-old me (an age, I’d like to point out, that is older than the age my dad was at the time of the car incident) is taking my 65-year-old dad to his first Nine Inch Nails concert.

He met Trent!

Dad and Trent!

We drank beers… that cost $32! Before tip!

Extortion!

I bought this show print, which was cheaper than two beers!

Worth it!

And our minds were blown by an amazing performance by Trent and company.

NIN!

They even played my dad’s favorite song… which has grown on him over time.

He gets it now,

-Shady

Look at these cuties!

…who came up for some fall fun back in October.

Sorry, I know I’ve been slacking on Blarging lately. Lay off me, I’m busy!

More soon,

-Shady

Lucky number thirteen!

You’re the best, and I’m so grateful for every single day that you’re lying, sleeping, and farting at my feet. You’ve reached a fabulous thirteen, buddy!

That photo of Fab sitting in fresh snow is from this morning, but here’s a photo of her doing the same thing in 2007. She had just turned two.

The. Best.

Where twelve started,

-Shady

I'd rather come face-to-face with a shark.

Personally, I see the remnants of a gnarled dick that’ve been pulled out of the bottom of a meat grinder. But, hey… that’s just me.

It’s like that “young lady or old hag” eye trick… but with a dick,

-Shady

Another night with Catherine!

…for stopping in for one night!

She does this once a year,

-Shady

out of my system, and am now a hundred pages into this nightmarish tale.

Oh, fuck.

We’re all doomed,

-Shady

…for the subscription to Universal Yums!

Our first installment was a box full of snacks from Thailand.

Universal Yums from Thailand!

Mmmm! Thailand-y!

A country of collusion is next,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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