“That’s where they got that Picasso.”

Yep,

-Shady

The Black Keys’ “Lonely Boy”…

…right here:

He’s the black version of the bearded dude in “Jožin z Bažin”,

-Shady

It’s a sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad amazingly sad day when I agree with Pat Robertson.

Yep.

I kinda want to barf,

-Shady

I love this.

Love it for yourself here.

I can’t imagine how long that took,

-Shady

After 17 years of listening to Portishead…

…I finally got the chance to see them live last Wednesday.

It looked a lot like this (only less shitty):

And here’s their set list:

Glad I finally got to see them,

-Shady

Fuck yeah, I’ll try the meth lab curry!

Oh… it’s methi lamb curry.

Never mind. I’ll just have the tandoori chicken then.

My mind is playing tricks on me,

-Shady

I like Virgin America…

…but I’m not sure they should offer an inflight video game called “Mad Bomber” (far right) while flying at 37,000 feet…

…or “Tower Toppler” (second from the left).

Never forget… unless you’re Virgin America,

-Shady

Another year of “The Blarg,” another year of headers!

In 2009, I gave you these.

In 2010, these.

And now, 365 days later, I give you these:

And now you wait another year,

-Shady

Wrote about Minnie Mouse’s poisonous door knobs…

…for this “OC Weekly” article.

Dirty,

-Shady

I love Frank Reardon.

I wish I could accurately spell out that fart noise,

-Shady