I feel like a 100-year-old man who just saw his first flying contraption!

So just in case you haven’t heard, the Nintendo Wii is now compatible with Netflix. A few days ago we were informed that our Netflix disc for the Wii was in the mail. Today, it came.

It’s. Fucking. Awesome.

I know the Xbox 360 has the same capabilities, but I’ve never even touched an Xbox so I had no clue what instant streaming movies was like. It’s fantastic! Within twelve seconds I was enjoying “A Nightmare on Elm Street” on our not-flat-screen television! Amazing!

I swear, I’ve seen a lot of technology get introduced over the past 33 years but very little of it has impressed me like this. Sure, the iPhone. And the Swiffer. But other than those two things, this might be the best goddamn invention since the Greek orgy.

The future truly is here, folks; and it brought Robert Englund with it.

Better than traveling in tubes,

-Shady

Solex + Cristina Martinez + Jon Spencer =

This free MP3 download of their single “Galaxy Man” from their upcoming album “Amsterdam Throwdown, King Street Showdown!”

Free bees,

-Shady

Ninth episode of “Geronimo Jack’s Beard” is up…

Dig it here!

Heh… package,

-Shady

We went to Cabazon!

You might not recognize the name of their town, but you definitely know their dinosaurs that Pee-wee made famous in his big adventure:

Kathy, Mr. Fabulous and I hit the road last weekend, traveling a hundred miles east to the tiny, truck-stop town of Cabazon, California. We went for two reasons.

Here’s the first reason (click on all images for larger versions):

And here’s the second:

The two beasts posed together:

KB got fresh with a dinosaur:

And we asked a stranger to take a photo of the three of us:

Kathy and Fabulous posed with an old miner and his mule:

And then we fed her to a fanged beast:

Next time we’re taking Meatshake,

-Shady

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Another My Dad’s Office performance…

…this time to Ludacris’ “My Chick Bad.”

My chick good,

-Shady

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If you ever watched “Sesame Street,” “The Electric Company” or “3-2-1 Contact”…

…chances are you know who animator/filmmaker Al Jarnow is; you probably just never knew it until right now:

Jarnow’s short films were recently collected onto a DVD titled “Celestial Navigations: The Short Films of Al Jarnow.” Click here to check out the set on Amazon.

They’re even taking the films on the road to a few select cities. Click here to learn more.

Animation education,

-Shady

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L.A.P.D. + Hummer =

FUCKING RIDICULOUS!

Two hates in one,

-Shady

Yesterday…

…I posted this about a real road in Ohio called Fangboner Road.

“Blarg” super-fan Paul Spooner of the United Kingdom posted a comment stating that he lived near a town called… ahem… Cockermouth. As you’d expect, I asked him to send a photo.

This morning, I woke up to an email with this attachment:

That sign is more awesome than I could have hoped for.

I couldn’t make this shit up,

-Shady

Jamie Lidell video for “The Ring”

Lidell’s new full-length, “Compass,” will be released on May 20th.

Seven days,

-Shady

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Keep crying, ya whiny bitches!

Learn more here.

So, let me get this straight: You’re unhappy about the new health care bill, so you decide to protest it by WORKING LESS?

HAHA! Go cry to your mommies, school girls!

Greatly Offended Pussies,

-Shady