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This new Funny or Die video!

I had to look up who Tom Brady was,


…who some of you may remember from this, just had his Tumblr page “CM Punk Is Not Impressed” mentioned in WWE Magazine.

Check out what they had to say about it here, then check out “CM Punk Is Not Impressed” here.

Justin Shady is impressed,


…wrote about our trip to the L.A. Beer Fest at Paramount Studios on her blog, Shellevation.

Dig it here!

I want to relive that day… or at least the parts I remember,


…they do Woody Woodpecker mashed up with Spider-man!

That’s twice as illegal,


…and learned the following things:

1. Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t use an iPhone.

2. Chris Rock hasn’t aged a day in 20 years.

3. And Ben Stiller has a limp-wristed waving style (and David Schwimmer definitely looks like a dried-out Scott Walker).

Missed a photo of Martin Short,


The other night, while stumbling back from a bar (that will explain the quality of these next two images), I spotted Alec Baldwin in front of the Carlton.

He was standing behind a barrier and waiting to cross la Croisette, while a concierge kept telling him, “Not yet! Not yet!”

I spun my camera around and shot this photo of someone who may or not be Alec Baldwin (I promise, it is):

Suddenly, the concierge started yelling, “Now! Now! Go! Go!”

And so Alec Baldwin did:

Just wait for Ben Stiller’s limp hand,


…at Cannes standing in the alley next to his hotel. He was dressed up in character, but was speaking in his normal, British accent as I walked by.

Hours later, I walked up to a huge commotion on the Croisette. People were running down the street with their cameras.

As I got closer, I saw an orange Lamborghini slowly driving toward me. Its top was down and horrible dance music was blaring from its speakers.

As it passed, this is what I saw inside:

Yep, this place is pretty fucking bizarre.

Just wait for psychedelic Baldwin,


…and I love it.

BOOM! Explosion,


…is one smart motherfucker.

Loved him in Blow,


…for this article in The Hollywood Reporter.

Just wait,


Old Poop!