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I’m glad this clusterfuck of a year is over. Good riddance, 2016.

Something tells me the next four years aren’t going to be much better,



…but, for obvious reasons, I had yet to wear them.

That is, until today… after I fixed them.

Still obnoxious... but at least more accurate!

I say fuck Godwin.



We've got us some Averhoffs!

The Pearsons are next,


First, my Uncle Kevin and I apparently had to figure out some Kissmas logistics.

KISSMAS 2016: The Logistics

But then we got down to the bidness.

KISSMAS 2016: The Bidness

I’m pretty sure this kiss marks Kissmas’ 20th anniversary.

On to twenty-one,


Let's close out this shit-fuck year with the memory of a brilliant man.

Nietzsche’s next,


"Secret Hitler" from a Secret Santa!

…or, more accurately, if you sent “Adolph Shady” Secret Hitler

To Adolph Shady!

…thank you.

For a stranger you know me pretty damn well,


I'd like my flask back!

If any year has ever called for a flask, 2016 is the year.

Thanks to Beth for the gift,


…last weekend for a Christmas cookie bakeoff!

The Christmas cookie baking crew!

We also failed miserably at getting out of a zombie escape room.

Zombie escape room fail!

We still have two rounds of visitors before 2017 hits,


I came across it a few weeks ago while looking for header images for The Blarg.

1981 Hallmark Muppets advent calendar!

It was amazing how I instantly recognized the illustrations of the Muppets. In a flash, it all came flooding back to me.

Five-year-old Justin loved this thing.

Someone is selling the calendar for $80 on eBay. I don’t want it that badly, but it was cool to stumble across a bit of my childhood after all these decades.

Advent calendars are now filled with chocolate,


The Black List 2016

Last week, I mentioned how humbled and honored I was that my newest script, Saving Charlie Chaplin, had made it onto this year’s The Hit List.

This morning, things got even better when I found out that Chaplin had also made it onto 2016’s The Black List. To make matters even more awesome, Black-ish creator Kenya Barris officially made the announcement on Twitter.

Again, I can’t express how much this means to me, and I’m so thankful for all of the love, encouragement, and support.

Guess I better get started on a new script now, huh?

Learn more about The Black List (and see the entire list) here.

2017 is the year,


Old Poop!