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Beth and Ralph also announced the winner of the “Create the Flashback Contest.” Check out the winning entry here.

Baker’s dozen,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


Justin: (to Kathy) “Of course you’re cold. You’re a girl. Girls have vaginas. Vaginas leak heat. You’re cold because you have a heat-leaking vagina.”

Ralph: “And I have a heat-leaking missile.”

– Ralph Apel, 2/27/11

I think he was hitting on my girlfriend,


Why? Because I’m pretty sure Wells Fargo hates him.

Fuck banks,


Six months to grow it, six seconds to shave it,


…yes, please.

Wish I had thought of it,


By far, the best part of the night.

Ralph hates this,


…first gets fucked by Chinese art thief Cai Jiang Xun, then by the copyright infringement-friendly eBay.

Learn more about the thievery here, and check out Paul’s art here.

Cai Jiang Xun is an imposturd,


…awww, yeah.

About to release it,


No… seriously.

Sign language has never been cooler,




Old Poop!