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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“Nope. I’m not coming over if you’ve got a pig and a squirrel.”

– Emily, 11/17/19

Totally want a house pig,



This is for reals.

Those poop bags must be enormous,


…bought us a little man riding a pig made of marzipan!

Little man on a marzipan pig!

Except now he’s just a little man.

Little man. Just a sad little man.

Eat the pig, eat the pig,


Old Poop!