“Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching.”
No shit? You come up with that all on your own, Sioux City Police? Or did you have a crack team of investigators working day and night on the case?
I also love that they placed a slideshow of cute animal pictures next to this article about a deer corpse.
Sheesh,
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October 9, 2009 at 12:39 am
jeremyrscott
Come on. Give them a little credit. Deer have been known to dress up for Halloween, trick or treat a little to early, get over excited and have a heart attack on peoples door steps. The poor deer just can’t handle all that candy. So…. again, give the boys in blue a little credit. SHEESH.
October 9, 2009 at 12:46 am
Pauly Spooner
Oh deer…(see what I did there)
October 9, 2009 at 11:45 am
Kittridge
I’m fawning over your hilarious remark!
October 9, 2009 at 11:58 am
Paul Spooner
I herd that!
October 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
beerlovesbob
I’m in a rut on what to say here.
October 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Bob L.
I’m in a rut on what to say here…
October 9, 2009 at 3:11 am
Benjamin
This is hilarious.
October 9, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Ralph-
Leads? Yeah sure, all just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts. Leads?
October 10, 2009 at 7:01 am
Lisa
How can they publish an article like that with no picture? I really want to see the dead deer in the clown suit and wig. No wait… even better, I want to see the video of the nuts dressing the dead deer!!
October 10, 2009 at 10:57 am
Paul Spooner
Buck your ideas up Bob
October 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Bob L.
I may need hire a comic writer, can I borrow some doe?
October 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Paul Spooner
Sure, your posts were getting a little Stag-nant anyway… Damn, that must be ten bad puns in a Roe…
October 11, 2009 at 12:06 am
Bob L.
I’ve been racking my brain for hours. Maybe I could hoof it over to the local art gallery and find someone elk-lectic enough to write me a tail.
October 11, 2009 at 1:14 am
Paul Spooner
Don’t forget to watch the weather report first, you don’t want to get caught in the rain deer…
October 12, 2009 at 10:59 am
Decker
it was a hate crime
October 15, 2009 at 10:56 am
TWM71
I want to travel the land and slap people who say stupid things:
Door: knocknock
Idiot answers: “Hello?”
Me, reading from clipboard: “Are you the guy who said the whole deer thing was probably a prank?”
Idiot: “Yeah…?”
Hand: *SLAP*
Me: “Sign here, please.”
October 15, 2009 at 3:58 pm
jshady
HA! I think you have a profitable small business enterprise on your hands there!
October 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm
paulyspooner
I’d buy that for a dollar….