It’s like “Weekend at Bernie’s”…

…only real!

Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman in drag,

-Shady

Live in Omaha?

Looking to adopt some cuddly new friends for the holidays? You’re in luck!

You can pick up these two cuties from the Humane Society today!

Meal’s best friend,

-Shady

Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch

“Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching.”

No shit? You come up with that all on your own, Sioux City Police? Or did you have a crack team of investigators working day and night on the case?

I also love that they placed a slideshow of cute animal pictures next to this article about a deer corpse.

Sheesh,

-Shady