If I were a woman…

…I don’t think I’d enter the bar in Berlin that has this scary painting on its door.

I guess they’ve been warned,

-Shady

I hope I’m as awesome as this guy when I’m 97.

Seriously.

Go Brewers,

-Shady

For anyone who has ever gotten their car towed…

…here’s some sweet revenge.

Thanks to Latta for sending it along.

Legalized extortion,

-Shady

Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch

“Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching.”

No shit? You come up with that all on your own, Sioux City Police? Or did you have a crack team of investigators working day and night on the case?

I also love that they placed a slideshow of cute animal pictures next to this article about a deer corpse.

Sheesh,

-Shady