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Their restrooms are fun!
They use real words that I previously thought were made up!
They have funny signs that show guys in acts of excretion!
And they enjoy playing water sports! Literally!
I scored numerous goals,
In Germany, when you lose your forearm in a tragic accident they replace it with a beer bottle.
I tried to get my forearm maimed while in Germany,
In Germany, you can get almost anything out of a bathroom coin machine.
I prefer my pussy to stay at home,
Germans encourage all types of holding hands, between a mother and daughter…
…or between a woman and her bear mascot friend.
Those were taken one right after the other,
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